Susie McCabe Answers Our 'Firsts and Lasts' Questions

Susie McCabe Answers Our 'First and Last' Questions

Susie McCabe is a fast rising star on the national comedy circuit. She may be small and look like Jockey Wilson’s stunt double, but she is hard to ignore as this is one little lady with a big mouth. See her show Susie McCabe: Tourist Misinformation at the Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow on April 2 at 7:30pm, but before that here's how Susie responded to our 'first and Last' questions:

First record you bought? 

The Cranberries Linger

Last film you watched? 

I can’t remember the name it was awful but Jodie foster was in it

(These first two answers make me such a cliché)

First thing you do when you wake up in the morning? 

Have a drink of water

Last lie you told? 

This is not a face that can tell lies

First Crush?  

Jodie Foster and a teacher it was a confusing time

(This is not helping with the Cliché problem)

Last meal you cooked yourself? 

Porridge this morning

First great piece of advice you were given? 

Everyday is a school day

Last book you read? 

Alex Ferguson's biog (Again its that Cliché popping up)

First thing you would do if you knew the world was going to end? 

Have a nice dram and a ciggie.

Last thing you do before doing a show? 

Be on my own and try pace up and down

First thing you do after a show?  

Have a drink

Last time you were star struck? 

Never because I have yet to meet Jodie Foster

First thing you’d do if you ran the country? 

Scrap that awful Bedroom Tax and introduce 3 day weekends (Populist I know but Mon-Fri is just  to long a working week)

Last meal on earth – what would it be? 

Chicken , chips and gravy

First song you’d sing at Karaoke? 

Sex on Fire

Last funny thing you saw online? 

A PUPPY TRYING TO WALK UPSTAIRS

First comedian you ever so live? 

Paul Merton

Last thing you were doing before starting these questions? 

My Day Job

First time you lived on your own? 

18

Last time you won something? 

NEVER , EVER ,EVER, NEVER NOT EVEN A RAFFLE

First Holiday you ever went on? 

With the school to spain

Last time you made a fool of yourself? 

Now !!!! Filling This Nonsense in !!!

First job you ever had? 

Doing Alterations in a Jeans shop (I know!! , who knew Susie the seamstress)

Last Comedian you saw you that you thought was great? 

Angela Barnes

First thing you would do/recommend when you arrive in Glasgow? 

Go in to the oldest looking wee pub you can find and just sit and listen to the chat . It will make no sense, but will make you laugh